Ooh, ooh. Just got an advance DVD of Jennifer's Body, the salacious Mean Girls horror film variant from Juno scribe Diablo Cody, and while I haven't had a chance to look at it yet, I feel obligated to post about it just so I can use the title above. Hopefully, before anybody else thinks to.
Oh hell, I guess I'll have to go Google it and find out if I'm ahead of the pack or not.
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
Okay, I'm depressed to say that some twit in the UK beat me to it. I curse you, Plymouth Herald, for your pernicious influence!
Oh well. Being ahead of your time is overrated anyway.
Meanwhile, please enjoy the trailer for JB, featuring the aforementioned and (yes, frankly) fantastic Megan Fox and the aforementioned titular body.
As you will have noted, that's the Gallic version of trailer, which I've included because a) during my recent Paris adventure posters for the flick were all but ubiquitous in Metro stations around town, and b) because JB's sexual politics could only be more pretentious in French.
In any case, the English-language disc of Jennifer's Body drops, as the kids say, on December 29; you can -- and quite obviously should -- pre-order it here.